I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
crushing on your best friend is fun you can flirt with them, play it off as a joke and cry about it later
Winternet is coming
pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good
Did you just say rebagled?
this is actually one of my favorite things
Everytime I see this, I have to rebagel it.
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
what kind of drugs does a duck do?
don’t do it
Basically me everyday
When I find out my Warped Tour date is during EDC