Jun 19th / 13 notes †I miss hearing someone tell me they love me.
So I’m preparing to leave to Pomona tonight for the Warped Tour date tomorrow, and I have been informed that my friend cannot go with me..
Although there are people there that I am meeting up with (Alex and our friend Colin) it really sucks that I have to drive down there all by myself >.<
Jun 19th / 4 notes †So excited for Thursday! Hit me up if you’re going. :3 i wanna meet new people (:


Jun 19th / 4,736 notes †gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex

Jun 19th / 666,000 notes †My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
So many notes.
Jun 18th / 28,631 notes †Remember limewire
Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead
Jun 18th / 221,465 notes †god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
Jun 18th / 52,221 notes †What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
Twenty times zero is still zero
Jun 18th / 127,619 notes †becoming an adult is weird
it’s like
wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule
wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos
wait
did i stutter

Jun 18th / 13,445 notes †why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants
- Plot twist: Someone cute wants to date you.
Just got back from the casino for a friend’s big 18 :D
But I lost $40…fuck gambling I’m done..
